Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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