his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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