not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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