You work out of a Hotel?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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