ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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