Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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