i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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