Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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