loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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