if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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