Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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