didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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