One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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