You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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