It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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