I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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