He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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