Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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