Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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