i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
