Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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