Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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