Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain