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• (757): View more from Virginia

  seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

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  Well said.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.

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  tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well

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• (972): View more from Texas

  the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.

  (214): View more from Texas

  elevator sex. pronto.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you

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• (718): View more from New York

  If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted

  (815): View more from Illinois

  HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA

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• (315): View more from New York

  It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.

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