hell yes lets make some ravioli
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album