oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Swine flu is the new snow day.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night