Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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