he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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