Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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