whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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