Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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