Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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