The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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