Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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