I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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