Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
