So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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