nut hugger
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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