i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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