i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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