absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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