Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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