whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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