So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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