butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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