i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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