Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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