There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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