I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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