"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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