I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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