Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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