Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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