Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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