Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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