Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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